[p] [b]An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away![/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.[/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.[/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.[/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]I speak two languages, Body and English.[/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.[/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]Sex is emotion in motion.[/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.[/b]
[i]Mae West[/i]

[p] [b]Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.[/b]
[i]Ronnie D. Laing[/i]

[p] [b]I can't understand why not everyone is bisexual - it will double your chances a Saturday night.[/b]
[i]Elton John[/i]